This is not a real test!

You have started the April Fools Day Joke Gamemaster application procedure. Please note that for each question, you are required to check every correct answer. Also note that on some questions, none of the answers are correct. Good luck.

What character name do you wish to be listed by in the Gamemaster list?


What name do you want for your toolcharacter (GM character)?


Which of these names are against the rules?

Horny Bastard
Iamsogreat
HaWkMoOn
Mr Bean

Does the Gamemaster Island often featured in fairy tales exist?

Yes
No

Which cities are in premium areas?

Ankrahum
Venore
Kazordoon
Carlin
Edron

Which of these names are against the rules?

Brokenwings
Counsellor John
Geimmaster
Angel of Hell

You receive a picture from a cave, showing four characters. The picture is bright and clearly visible in all corners and is taken on Harmonia, by a player you consider your friend and you know as trustworthy, so you are convinced the picture is real. The picture shows two players standing agains the cave wall, one with a failed spell "poof". The picture taker is trying to talk to them, but they are not answering. A fourth player is running into the picture, trailed by a cyclops. What do you do?

Ban the player next to him
Ban the player with the cyclops
Ban the player going poof
Ban all the players
Ban the picture taker


A real-life friend of yours calls you and tells you a certain player is violating the rules. He is a very honest person. However, you are pretty busy at that time. What do you do?

You tell the real-life friend that you will go and check it out when you have some time and thank him.
Grumpy, you tell him that you are freaking busy with whatever real-life business and that you have absolutely no time for such crap.
You believe him, login, banish the player and then logout.
You ask for him to send you a screenshot, because you cannot login currently. When you have some time, you review the screenshot and punish the player for his behaviour.

What does "banned until deletion due to invalid payment" mean?

You need to buy premium to cover at least the period you have played as a premium.
Your account will be deleted.
The payment for your premium account has been revoked.
You have exceeded your kill limit.


There is a huge event on Danubia, and you are invited to come with your GM character. What are you allowed to do when you are there?

Drink beer while on duty.
Teleport away to banish a macroer somewhere else, then return.
Banish people who are ruining the event by destroying the furniture.
Summon some nice items for the people and hold a lottery.

What do I do to keep my account safe?

Don't use cheats.
Never accept files from other players.
Only use cheats of which I know the writer in real-life.
Only share my account with people I know in real-life.
Never log in from other computers than my own.
Use a safe e-mail account .
Never enter my username and password anywhere but on www.tibia.com
Store my account information on my webmail account, for easy retrieval.

Which uses of your GM character are appropriate?

Using it to explore without any risks.
Broadcasting messages not related to rule enforcement.
Using it to check for cheaters along shores of areas too dangerous for your player character.
Teleporting to players who are allegedly violating the rules.

Which statement is illegal in trade channel?

Selling a car with low mileage
Selling SoV for USD 500
Sell C-shield , F-axe , Dragon Lance (Msg Me Fast)
Need sorc + druid for desert quest, big reward!!
Uwaga Kurzekase To Powazny Zlodziej Ukradl Mi Knight Legsy Wiec Wiem Uwarzajcie Na Niego
SELL BOH...SELL BOH...SELL BOH...SELL BOH...SELL BOH...SELL BOH...SELL BOH...SELL BOH...SELL BOH...
I search a vice leader to join my guild! msg me!
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<~~~~~~~~~~Selling spike sword, p-ammy ~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

What does it mean when your thread has disappeared from the boards?

A moderator has deleted or moved it
The thread had inappropriate content
You need to start another
A moderator abuses his rank

Your guild is involved in a war. What do you do?

Ban anyone killing you, under rule 4a
Participate in the war with your normal character
Ban the entire other guild
Monitor the other guild extra closely for rule violatons

What does this player want?

Bernandino: Macro user; www.pinto2000.no/elfonzo/28/1.jpg & 2.jpg

He is spamming two macro sites
He wants to know where he can get a macro
He is confessing to being a macro user
He is spamming a macro site
He is reporting a macro user

Which statement is illegal in game chat?

Help. Lured giant spider at dwarven bridge. Can anyone come and kill it?
Uwaga Kurzekase To Powazny Zlodziej Ukradl Mi Knight Legsy Wiec Wiem Uwarzajcie Na Niego
I hAvE a QuEsTiOn, CaN yOu HeLp Me?
How much mana does exori use?
Sell C-shield , F-axe , Dragon Lance (Msg Me Fast)
Need sorc + druid for desert quest, big reward!!
Selling a car with low mileage
I search a vice leader to join my guild! msg me!

Who may answer questions in help channel?

Counsellors
Gods
Gamemasters
Tutors
Players

You are attacking a beholder with Heavy Magic Missiles, doing 30 damage per round. The beholder will summon skeletons at a rate of 1 per round. The skeletons will then take 1 round to reach you, before attacking. Each skeleton will deal 10 damage per round. The unblocked skeletons will will deal 20 damage. Every fifth round, the beholder will use a magic attack, dealing 50 damage. Neither party can heal. Who wins the fight?

You win in 8 rounds
The equation has no solution
The beholder wins in 7 rounds
The beholder wins in 10 rounds
You win in 9 rounds

Which of these names are against the rules?

George Hitler
George Bush
Abraham Lincoln
Becham

If you see a red skulled player, it means the player

is being investigated for account sharing
is a player killer
is a thief
should be banished for player killing
is wounded
has been aggressive towards another player in the last 15 minutes

A GM that walked to Venore, met a cheater and his six macro druids and each of the druids with their seven macro sorcerers and each of the sorcerers with their eight lured giant spiders. How many walked to Venore?

6
1
43
49
385
336
7

Gods have the problem that all players always answer with "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy" when we approach them. Will you promise not to respond like that when we come over and talk to you to see if you'd make a good GM?

No
Yes

You friends are trapped by monsters and can't get out without being killed, what do you do?

Teleport to your friends and help them out
Teleport your friends to safety
Teleport to your friends and kill the monsters

You have caught a macro user and are about to ban him. He offers you a Dragon Scale Mail. What do you do?

Accept the Dragon scale Mail, then ban him.
Ban him.
Accept the Dragon Scale Mail.
Ask for a Magic Plate Armour.

Where can you buy promotional spells?

Ankrahmun
Cormaya
Edron
Eremo

Which of these names are against the rules?

Johnny-Hawkmoon
Tar An’Caluil
Adam-Smith-Jones
Johnny Busdriver

What is the first thing you would do if given a Gamemaster position?

Create a GM character and log into the game to explore all the black maps that I couldn't explore on my normal character.
Instantly banish all the players on my home world that have been getting away with crimes for the last few months.
Read all posts on the private Gamemaster board to make myself familiar with the workings of the Gamemaster system.
Make a GM character on my home world and broadcast in red, with a funny message, showing everyone my new-found powers.
Turn private messages off and go AFK.

Which is not a city?

Edron
Ab'dendriel
Sternum
Thais
Ankrahmun

Via a report of a rule violation, you meet a player who plays with three computers: one to control a knight, one to control a druid and one to read forums. He does not combine that all at one pc with illegal tools, since he is able to show you a picture he just took with a digital camera, showing you chatting with the knight and druid on two monitors. What do you do?

Pay him a compliment for his nice configuration.
You punish him for violating rule 3f.
Make a post in internal gamemaster boards to discuss this situation.

You suspect a player of duplicating items. What do you do?

Interrogate him in order to see if you get any indications of bug abuse
Demand he puts all his equipment on the ground for inspection
Demand that he gives you his account information so you can check his equipment
Banish the player

What does this player want?

Bernandino: 19:02 Inakax: my brother is gm..

He wants Inakax to be a Gamemaster, like his brother
He is reporting a violation of rule 3a
He is reporting a violation of rule 4c
He wants to be a Gamemaster, like Inakax' brother
He is reporting a violation of rule 4b

Which statement is illegal in help channel?

Är det nån tutor här?
I hAvE a QuEsTiOn, CaN yOu HeLp Me?
Sell C-shield , F-axe , Dragon Lance (Msg Me Fast)
Selling SoV for USD 500
Need sorc + druid for desert quest, big reward!!
Help. Lured giant spider at dwarven bridge. Can anyone come and kill it?
I search a vice leader to join my guild! msg me!
How much mana does exori use?

What does this player want?

Bernandino: 14:02 Flamewave Devoker: http://www.old-items.pq.pl ~~If you want have a old items to your screenshots~~ Check itnow!. HE told it on trade channel!!! Azaroof. he play on danubie toke link to on Trade chanel an he have bann!!!!!!!

He is reporting a spammer of hack sites
He want you to summon old items for a screen shot
He wants to buy old items for a screen shot
He is reporting two spammers of hack sites
He is complaining his friend's ban

Which statement is illegal in default channel?

Help. Lured giant spider at dwarven bridge. Can anyone come and kill it?
Sell C-shield , F-axe , Dragon Lance (Msg Me Fast)
Je t'aime!!
    |¯¯¯¯¯¯¯| | | | | |_______| /\ *Get a life Man!
Need sorc + druid for desert quest, big reward!!
I hAvE a QuEsTiOn, CaN yOu HeLp Me?
SELL BOH...SELL BOH...SELL BOH...SELL BOH...SELL BOH...SELL BOH...SELL BOH...SELL BOH...SELL BOH...
I SEARCH A VICE LEADER TO JOIN MY GUILD MSG ME

Which characters are you required to answer when spoken to?

Any GM character
Any character
Any who says he is a gamemaster
Any character that talks in red

You have been invited to a party with your normal player character. All is going well until a player arrives who has an argument with another one. It is bad for the ambience of the party. What do you do?

You provoke the other players to remove them by saying "We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp"
You walk up to them and say "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."
You tell them "I fart in your general direction." and banish them both.

What does this player want?

Bernandino: Player with nick name Pijare Umyj Fujare ---> Pijare = Don't know what it means Umyj = Wash Fujare = Otherword for Penis/dick

He wants a teleport to Carlin
He want to know what Pijare means
He wants his private parts washed
He want a name lock for his name
He want a name lock for Pijare Umyj Fujare

Which of these names are against the rules?

Lord Potato Peeler
Smoked
Dopehead
Mister Bean

What happens to items in your Edron depot if your premium account ends?

Nothing
They are deleted
They are scattered around Edron depot
They are sent to your Thais depot

Outline your real life. What are the things you like to do, next to Tibia?

Describe in at least 50 words why you think you would make a GOOD gamemaster.

Describe your usual day in Tibia, in no more than 200 words.

What were you planning to gain from your past cheating?

Describe in no more than 150 words your view towards racism in Tibia.

Why do you want to be a Gamemaster?

What is your native language? What other languages are you fluent in and which ones can you understand and speak on a basic level?

On average, how much time would you estimate you spend on Tibia per day/week ?